How to Enjoy Corporate Coffee*
this one’s for free, kids:
Bring your own creamer**/half-n-half (or whatever) (unless you drink yours black). Unless of course you like the chemical burn powder, in which case you have no need for this checklist in the first place.
Use TWO of the little prepackaged grinds things. This is the only-obvious- once-you-realize-it key.
*offer void for people who thinks Starbucks is good and/or the only acceptable brew
**NOT what my last date said
***something sweet also improves the experience. my current guilty pleasure are white chocolate reese’s.