Oldie but Goodie

I’ve been running a personal website for about six years now. You should see the ladies’ faces light up when I casually drop that little nugget at a kegger or outside the dressing rooms at Old Navy. Their voices get husky, they twist their frosted curls around suggestive fingers, jot their numbers on my bare chest just in case I need someone to do some “freelance QA work,” you know how it is.

Lately, however, I’ve run into some credibility problems. Adoring fans have started to delve into my backend, as it were…

Joshua Allen