No Baby Pictures, Please
I’M A DECENT FRIEND: I’m happy when you’re happy, sad when you’re sad, thrilled when your career isn’t going better than mine.
So when you have a child — or more accurately in Los Angeles, twins — I’m overjoyed that you got to experience the miracle of fertility treatments. But I don’t want you to e-mail me your baby pictures.
…and it goes on with witty gem after witty gem…