This Is Pretty Much Exactly My Inner Dialog

“If she was less of an authoritarian, less of a bigot and knee-jerk neo- fascist would she have room in her heart for me?”

“Sounds like it’s pretty crowded in there already . ‘Spite makes right’ is all the fashion now, she’ll never be lonely. So what’s in it for you? …You’ll have to remove the gag sooner or later.”

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