Had to Share This Nugget
from my lunch stopover at Kroger just now:
As I approach the salad bar, there is a big sign above the chicken: a mom, seated in her minivan, gaggle of chitlins in the back, smiling wide into the camera. Above her it says: “Ready! Baked! Go!”
in other news, Wal-mart has hired an EX-nun to help with their public relations problem.