Omfgroflmao

Fireland / The Harness

Mishap with the anterior pleasure harness over the weekend. Let’s not get into details. All you really need to know is it wasn’t performing as promised and this resulted in a pulled hamstring and a humiliating conclusion to the evening’s festivities. That’s all I’m saying. I will not paint you a word- picture.

I would quote more but THE WHOLE THING IS HILarIOUS!